This morning, I went to a fitness class at LA Fitness with a friend. When we arrived to the 9:45 am class 5 minutes early, it was already full. I asked my friend if we could just run a few miles and do some weights instead and before she could answer, the instructor yelled "come on in, we have room up front."
So..we did.
I grabbed my step, weights and mat and went upfront next to the instructor. Then, I heard a much older "lady" say "You're not gonna get in front of me!!! You can get over there." I turned around and said, "Well, my girlfriend is going to get over there." I then offered to get behind the "lady" and she ignored me so I stayed where I was.
At the end of the hour class, I went over to the "lady" and said to her, "you know, you were rude to me earlier." To which she goes into a rant about "y'all showing up late" after she and her buddies "arrived 20 minutes early to get a spot." and "you didn't even do the workout." (I stop after 40 minutes cause I was about to barf. However, my friend did the entire workout.)
Okay....now she's pissed me off. I gave her an opportunity to right the wrong she made earlier but she decides to be a pinhead instead (I watch Bill O'Reilly...pinhead...you get it?).
So I respond in my Shaquita voice, "What are you...70...with a boob job? Please!"
Then we exchanged "words" back and forth and I left.
I saw the instructor after class and I went over to talk to her and she said she was "surprised that the "lady" said what she said because she's usually very nice" (whateva)
Well, now I have ANOTHER motivation to workout to get sexy before the wedding.
I'm gonna go to this class every day it's offered and I'm going to get a spot up front next to or in front of this "lady" and I'm going to do the entire workout even if I feel like I"m going to barf, faint, or die.
Cause I ain't gonna let a 70 year old boob job show me up OR be rude to me!!!!!!!!
Not so SWEET as HoneyO......
That's 100% hilarious.
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